Emma in fairytale land trains her own dragon and takes Regina for a flight.
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“You can’t even ride a horse properly. Why would I trust you to take me in the air on that?” Regina was standing to the side, as Blaze’s wings beat in anticipation blowing back her hair. Emma’s dragon had grown very quickly. After a few months of training,  Emma now claimed that he was ready for his first official flight.

“We’ve been training hard for this, Regina. You know Blaze will keep us safe. We want to show you his tricks,” Emma extended her hand from her position sitting on his back, trying to convince Regina to climb on up.

Blaze had just moved to his cave recently. Regina had ended up letting him sleep at the foot of their bed far longer than he should of. They finally had to move him to his cave out of necessity. He was taking up the whole bed, and Emma had often been pushed off onto the floor when Blaze swished his tail in the night.

Luckily, Blaze’s transition to the cave was a smooth one. Regina, wanting to surprise Emma, had Blaze’s cave decorated  with a Trogdor The Burninator theme, and furnished with a cozy plush bed. She had painted his name on the wall in old school Nintendo font to make sure he felt at home. Henry was actually jealous and asked if he could stay out there with the dragon.

Regina inhaled deeply, knowing full well she was about to give in and get on the monster. She liked how hopeful and excited Emma got when she agreed to things like this, and the payoff was even better if she made her wait a bit.

Finally, Regina took Emma’s hand and awkwardly mounted Blaze. She sat behind Emma. There were no reins or anything to hold onto except for his large scales. As soon as she was on, Blaze blew out a huge plume of fire and smoke for show, and started into the sky. The take off was abrupt and Regina let out an undignified squeak that made Emma grin and snicker.For all Regina’s bravado she was just as nervous as Emma was. Truthfully, Emma wasn’t sure how well Blaze was trained, they usually cut their flying sessions short to spend extra time playing ‘capture the princess’ or ‘slay the knight.’ Emma wanted him to be prepared in case some idiot prince from a neighboring realm tried to kill him. This sort of thing happened all the time around these parts.

Regina instantly wrapped her arms around Emma’s waist, hanging on for dear life, as Blaze climbed higher and higher in the sky. It was a wonder in itself that his disproportionately small wings could even support flight, let alone allow for him to control his path with any sort of precision. 

Emma leaned back into Regina taking comfort in the fact that if anything happened Regina could evaporate them both into magic smoke and have them both re-materialize safely on the ground. Regina placed her head on Emma’s shoulder so she could speak into her ear over the sound of the wind resistance.

“Hey Regina…”

“What?”

“I can show you the world…shining, shimmering, splendid…tell me Princess now when did you last let your heart decide?” Emma started singing over the din of the wind, sensing Regina’s annoyance, and feeling quite pleased with herself.

“Hey, this is life, not a musical…Your hair is flying in my face, I can’t see,” Regina smoothed Emma’s wild hair down as best she could and Emma leaned back, more satisfied then she had ever been, lifting her arms into the air, like she was on a roller-coaster, until Blaze shook a little.

“We’re flying really fast. Are you sure that he’s mature enough for this?” Regina grabbed onto her tighter, her breath hitching as they took a stomach flipping drop.

“Of course. He knows tricks too. Wanna see?” Emma replied mischievously. Her favorite hobby was attempting to get a rise out of Regina and she knew just what to do to scare her. 

Emma pulled twice on Blaze’s long whiskers, causing him to take them even higher. He evened out as they whizzed through the clouds, and Emma told Regina to hold on, as she dipped to the side and pulled them both off of the dragon and into free fall.

Regina screamed, her mouth open and eyes wide, clinging so tightly to Emma that neither of them could breathe while they skydived. As they approached the ground at a rapid pace, Blaze  circled around, flying under them and catching them on his back effortlessly. It took a moment to untangle themselves, but when they went up for a second time, they were both laughing in joy from the intense thrill.

“I can’t believe he did that!” Regina said truly amazed and giddy.

“Blaze, take us over the Enchanted Forrest,” Emma yelled and Blaze dove a bit lower so they could get a nice view.

“I love when you show me places from your homeland, and what a better way to sight see than this!” Emma turned a bit, to steal a kiss from Regina as they crossed out to the far reaches of the land and flew over the vast expanse of the border waters.

“Magnificent, dear!” Regina snuggled into Emma, feeling truly blessed for the experience. They saw all the landmarks from fairytales and Regina delighted in pointing them out: Rapunzel’s tower, Granny’s cottage, Cinderella’s castle, and Ariel’s sunning rock.

When the sun began to set and the wind turned cold, Blaze turned around and took them back home. They landed with only a small amount of turbulence, but it just served to give Regina an excuse to cuddle with Emma for a bit longer.

“I can’t believe you sang to me,” Regina said gruffly as soon as they were on the ground.

“You loved it. Better than a helicopter ride over Vegas, right?” Emma patted Blaze, and helped Regina down, following behind her.

“I suppose it was fun,” Regina conceded, smirking.

“Your damned right, it was fun,” Emma pulled her close, admittedly grateful to be back on solid ground, and kissed her sweetly.

Blaze let out a fiery roar of agreement, and then nudged Emma for attention. He wanted his treat.

Emma finds a dragon egg and decides to raise the baby dragon, Regina is not impressed with emma's choice in pets.
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“Emma!” Regina’s enraged scream echoed through the corridor of the palace.

“What?” Emma skidded around a pillar as she answered Regina, finding her as she had expected: hands on her hips, and looking very pissed off.

“Your little abomination just scorched our bedroom floor!” Regina pointed to the obviously tarnished tile floor and then to the baby dragon, only his black spiky tail visible as he hid bashfully under the bed.

“Oh, he didn’t mean to. Come here Blaze, it’s okay. Mama’s here now,” Emma defended her pet to Regina and then softened her tone to beckon him out from under the bed.

“I think he’s sick- he has had indigestion all night. I didn’t even say anything about the charcoal ball he coughed up in the bathroom. What have I told you about giving him too many treats? Look at his belly, he’s getting fat, and when he starts having health problems you’ll have no one to blame but yourself…” Regina rambled on scolding Emma, as Emma ignored her and coaxed her dragon out, cuddling the shy young reptile to her chest. He was pouting, ears flattened in shame, as little puffs of smoke coiled through his nostrils.

“Are you not feeling well, my wicked little prince?” Emma rocked him gently as she sing-songed in a baby voice.

“Emma, I’m serious. One more incident and he is out of here. He’s not sleeping in the bed with us anymore either. That’s final!” Regina stomped her foot, glaring at the little beast whose big eyes stared up at Emma in confusion and worry.

“But..just the other night you were using him to warm your feet up, what do you mean he can’t sleep with us anymore?” Emma did not like the thought of Blaze having to sleep on the floor or worse, outside in his dragon cave.

“Soon he’ll be too big to stay inside anyway, it’s best he get used to his cave now or else he’s going to learn bad habits, and it will be much harder to train him. Have you been watching the “how to train your dragon” DVD I got you? I’ve barely seen you work with him. He needs discipline.”

“I know…I’ve been busy, but I promise I’ll work with him more. Won’t we Blazey-bear, yes we will! Teach you tricks and flying. Whose the best dragon ever? You are,” Emma held him up under his arms while swooping him in and away, pressing her nose against his.

“You’re going to make him sicker if you keep swinging him around. Remember when he vomited lava all over my rose bush? You owe me a new one by the way,” Regina was fed up, not with the pet, but with Emma’s irresponsibility. Sometimes she felt like the only adult in the palace. Emma acted more childish than Henry.

“Can’t he please sleep with us, just a few more nights? You’re right, soon he will be too big, but I want to keep him as a lap dragon as long as I can,” Emma whined, both Blaze and her nodding their heads and quivering their lower lips.

“I suppose… one more week, that is all. BUT if anything else happens, so help me: I will drain his blood and sell it to the healers,” Regina narrowed her eyes, pointed her finger, and spoke directly to the frightened dragon.

“Don’t worry she wouldn’t really do that you. She loves you, she just likes to intimidate,” Emma whispered in his scaly ear hole, as she carried him out of the room, “Let’s have a treat. Would you like a flaming marshmallow, my sweet little Blazey Bunny?” 

Blaze nodded eagerly, wagging his scaly tail,  and buried his snout against Emma’s shoulder to show her his dragony affection.

Swan Queen Fanfic: One Line (Ch.4 ‘A Place Called Home’)

Title: One Line (Ch. 4 ‘A Place Called Home’)

Pairing: Regina/Emma
Rating: PG

Disclaimer: These characters are not my creative property

Summary: Picks up directly after the finale. Magic is back in Storybrooke and Regina protects Emma and Henry.

 A Place called Home - PJ Harvey

Chapter One2.a EVOL, 2.b This Is Love   3 Kamikaze

A/N: I felt my last chapter was a bit rushed. I had “Matrix” style fight scene hopes, but I’m just not so into writing the action. Thanks for hanging in there with me! Back to the lurve and resolution…

One day I know we’ll find a place of hope
Just hold on to me
Walk tight, one line, you’re wanted this time
There’s no one to blame
Just hold on to me
(Hold on my love)


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Karma…coincidence…bullshit?

I’ve had an account on FF.net for close to 9 years without incident. Today I received an email from the admin stating I’m temporarily banned from posting due to violating the user guidelines. I accidently had the word ‘bitch’ in a story summary. That story has been up for months.

Coincidently, yesterday I reblogged a post from someone who was complaining about too many swan queen fanfics on ff.net.

Am I being paranoid in thinking someone was vindictive enough to report my story summary infraction because of that post? Or is it just coincidence?

I guess I’ll pay better attention. I don’t want to get permanently banned for something stupid like that. Plus, ff.net makes money off of all of the ads that pop up on their site, and having over 25k hits on my stories a month by people from over 40 countries must add to their revenue. They shouldn’t ban me.

Don’t deprive the world of swan queen fanfics!

Swan Queen Fanfic: Payment in Full (2/2)

Title: Payment in Full (2/2)

Pairing: Regina/Emma
Rating: NC-17, Smut, strap-on sex

Disclaimer: These characters are not my creative property

Summary: Something smutty: sex with the babysitter.

Part one 

A/N: Kinda long, kinda weird. Why is it so unfair that something that takes 5 hours to write only takes 15 minutes to read?

 

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I’m probably the only person who gets annoyed with the amount of SwanQueen fics on FF.net

normal-is-overratedx:

I’m also probably the only lesbian who doesn’t ship them. YOLO~~

No, but seriously. I hate that it’s all clogged with swanqueen. Like, I have nothing against it. I’m just irked that every other story is Swanqueen. I’m trying to get through to something I actually want to read. 

I’m just annoyed and in a bad mood, so I’m gonna complain, okay?

on another note, I don’t particularly ship Emma with anyone. I do fancy RedSwan, though. c: 

My goal in life is to completely ‘clog up’ FF.net with Swan Queen Fanfic! Like 5 Swan Queens for every Rumbelle. BTW: you can filter the stories by character, unless you want Emma/Regina— change the settings!


Swan Queen Fanfic: Payment in Full (1/2)

Title: Payment in Full (1/2)

Pairing: Regina/Emma
Rating: NC-17, (First chapter isn’t too smutty yet)

Disclaimer: These characters are not my creative property

Summary: Something smutty: sex with the babysitter.

 

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Swan Queen Fanfic: Captain Jimbo’s Bodacious Beef Buffet

I was in the mood to write something fluffy today:

Title: Captain Jimbo’s Bodacious Beef Buffet

Pairing: Regina/Emma
Rating: G

Disclaimer: These characters are not my creative property

Summary: Regina, Emma and Henry decide to eat out somewhere new.

I was in the mood to write something smutty too, that’s coming next ;)

 

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I just want to tell you that you are absolutely one of my top favorites in fan fiction writing. I love all of your stories but the 2 that you are currently writing are my absolute favs - These Aren't the Happy Endings you are Looking for and the Morrilla one - This is Really Happening - I get so excited when I see that you have updated them - just wanted to share my feelings with you at what an incredible writer I think you are... ;)

Thank you! Just wanted to put out there, that I have not forgotten about my “happening” fic, nor “happy endings.” If I get through tomorrow at work, I will have a long lovely memorial day weekend to write and catch up these stories. I have ideas burning holes in my head!

Swan Queen Fanfic: One Line (Ch. 3 ‘Kamikaze’)

Title: One Line (Ch. 3 Kamikaze)

Pairing: Regina/Emma
Rating: PG-13

Disclaimer: These characters are not my creative property

Summary: Picks up directly after the finale. Magic is back in Storybrooke and Regina protects Emma and Henry.

A/N: This chapter inspired by: Kamikaze - PJ Harvey. After this, one more chapter and (maybe) a heartbreaking epilogue. I apologize to all Rumple and August fans in advance. I was a little harsh.

How could that happen?

How could that happen again?

Where the fuck was I lookin’ when all his horses come in?

And he built an army of kamikaze

 

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Ladies and gentlemen, a magician named Gob.

COMING SOON: SEASON 2 OF ONCE UPON A TIME

Hey I’m one big queen no one can stop me
Red light red green smack back and watch it
I’m your new one second to no one
No sweat I’m clean nothing can touch me

I’ll tell you my name F U and C K
50ft queenie force ten hurricanes
Biggest woman, I could have ten sons
Ten daughters, ten queens
Ten foot and rising

Hey I’m the king of the world
You ought to hear my song
You come on and measure me
I’m twenty inches long

Glory glory lay it all on me
50ft queenie 50 and rising
You bend over Cassanova
No sweat I’m clean
Nothing can touch me

Swan Queen Fanfic: One Line (2.b ‘This is Love’)

Title: One Line (2.b ‘This Is Love’)

Pairing: Regina/Emma
Rating: PG-13 

Disclaimer: These characters are not my creative property

Summary:   Magic is back in Storybrooke. Regina protects Emma and Henry.

A/N: Kicking it into high gear now, and setting a record for as many times as ‘heart’ and ‘magic’ can be mentioned in one story: ‘This is Love’ This might be the song that Regina dances to in her bedroom with a hair brush mic. J

Chapter One, Chapter 2.a

This is love that I’m feeling
I can’t believe that the axis turns on suffering
When you taste so good
I can’t believe that the axis turns on suffering
While my head it burns
This is love that I’m feeling

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Any chance of a 'These Aren't the Happy Endings You're Looking For' update soon? It's been almost a whole week. ;)

I have a new job now so not as much time to write. :( Plus I have an idea for the next chapter, but I’m stuck on what to do with it. I’m going to finish ‘One Line’ than I’m sure my focus will turn back and I’ll know where to go with ‘Happy Endings’. Thank you so much for reading my stories! I really appreciate it, and will try not to keep you waiting. Waiting sucks!

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Chapter 2 rocks!
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I’ve got more coming tonight. I’m almost done with the next part too. Thanks for reading!